say what?

i've been collecting conversations with anne for your entertainment.
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1) Google Chat Confusion

setting: phone conversation

Anne: how come i never turn orange?
me: because you only turn orange when you're idle
Anne: nuh uh, 'cause everytime i look on my screen it's green
me: that's cause you're not idle anymore
Anne: well, you're orange right now
me: that's 'cause i'm not at my computer
Anne: oh.... well, will you bring your computer over sometime so i can see myself turn orange?

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2) Candy Man

setting: PennStation

enter 2 mentally handicapped men

Anne: i feel like they're going to come over here and talk to us
me: what? no they're not
Anne: i just have that feeling

(10 minutes later)

mentally handicapped man (hands anne a mint): wanna piece of candy?

(looks of amazement and disbelief)

Anne: sure, thanks
mentally handicapped man: you're hot!

(awkward silence, laughter, departure from PennStation)