val needs...

thanks to the fantastic phil, i have found a new source of entertainment.... google.

simply type in "[your name] needs" and let the internet tell you what you really need. here are a couple of my favorites (with comments)

-val needs to get over whatever her problem is and have fun with vic (tell vic to come on over!!)
-val needs a haircut and to stand up straighter
-val needs overnight soaking
-val needs our prayers (how true, how true)
-val needs bright light
-val needs to be administered orally twice daily (haha... i love that one)
-val needs 130 grand (i don't know if that'll be enough)
-val needs little introduction (no comment needed)
-val needs no more friends
-val needs a serious spa day (AMEN!)
-val needs a really decent sized dump to get everything open (haha... my favorite!)