this one's for my ladies!

hey, it's OK...

...to be wary of any body of water that's not chlorinated. there are creatures in there!

...if you're not exactly conquering the world, professionally. to somebody out there you're a VIP!

...to do better with animals than with people.

...to feel like you're five years old again everytime you hug your dad.

...if you're still not over the brad/jen breakup.

...to be a lousy cook, and abysmal gardener and, at best, a flawed interior decorator. whoever said you had to be domestic to be a catch?

...to return his call faster than he returns yours.

...to calculate your tax refund and instantly think, "yes, more clothes!"

(complements of GLAMOUR magazine)