anne-ibalism
Lauren: ......and so within 24 for hours, this squirrel in our parking lot was completely devoured by insects - bones and all!
Me: wow.... that's amazing.... i wonder how long it would take to completely eat me?!
Erin: for insects to eat you, or people?
Me: people
Anne: well, it takes a family of 4 about 6-8 months to finish off a side of beef, and i would say that a typical human is about 1/2 to 1/4 a side of beef.... so maybe 4 months?
Erin: yeah, but it's not like the family eats beef for every meal.
Lauren: so, would they be having you occasionally, with sides, or just... VAL for every meal?
Me: oh, i'd say this would be for at least 2 meals a day
Anne: well then.... (mentally calculating)
Erin: are we having this conversation?
Me: wow.... that's amazing.... i wonder how long it would take to completely eat me?!
Erin: for insects to eat you, or people?
Me: people
Anne: well, it takes a family of 4 about 6-8 months to finish off a side of beef, and i would say that a typical human is about 1/2 to 1/4 a side of beef.... so maybe 4 months?
Erin: yeah, but it's not like the family eats beef for every meal.
Lauren: so, would they be having you occasionally, with sides, or just... VAL for every meal?
Me: oh, i'd say this would be for at least 2 meals a day
Anne: well then.... (mentally calculating)
Erin: are we having this conversation?
posted by Valerie @ 8:34 PM
3 Comments:
At 5:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
I would wat Lauren first b/c I don't really know her - sorry Lauren! -e
At 5:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
eat not wat -e
At 7:12 PM,
Valerie said…
well, i def wouldn't eat erin since she's in the process of losing weight (none of that tough meat)! between lauren and anne, i'd have to go with lauren, since she never reads my blog and will therefore not be offended.
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