bear with me!
I'm Gonna be a Bear.
"In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!"
posted by Valerie @ 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
At 3:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
Val, I am loving this idea. This explains my fascination with/attraction to Grizzly Adams over the years!
At 9:53 PM,
EhJayM said…
I'm a boy!
Haha i left the world of xanga and came to your world of blogspots. Anyways, hope you're doing well down in chambana...i'm jealous, work is a hastle haha.
At 5:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
you also eat people who usually smell like warm garbage walking around in the wilderness.
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