laundry has never been so entertaining

normally i'm not into promoting other blogs over mine.... you know, the whole consumer society mentality... however, i must recommend a visit to this site. i think that God made an error in stoichiometric calculations when adding "humor" into this man. props to him for increasing depends sales 20% this quarter.

bear with me!

I'm Gonna be a Bear.

"In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!"